China's billions (of Chinese people) took to the streets to celebrate the successful voyage of Chinese astronauts. The crowds roared at the sight of one of the space-walkers waving, in Space, a Chinese flag.

Later, the Chinese government admitted that they substituted an eight-year old girl, flag-synching, because the actual astronauts were too ugly.

The Space trip was was cut short when the Chinese government had to recall the astronauts because they were contaminated. American consumers were disheartened at the news, knowing that Wal-Mart would no longer be able to sell the astronauts and their ship as poisoned cheap plastic junk... even if Americans promised to not lick those imported items.

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