"Politically Correct" is a term intended to shift attention away from the speaker's bigotry and onto the target of that bigotry. It's a variation of 'blaming the victim.' That said, let's learn more about "political correctness."

First, an example:

• Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'Hillbillies.' You must now refer to them as
  'Appalachian-Americans' .
  Or better
  'Culturally-and-Intellectually-Challenged Appalachian-Americans.'
  Or most PC descriptively
  'Vermillion' (or 'Carmine')-Tinted-Posterior-Cervical-Sheathed Americans'

Now that we understand the concept -

How To Speak About Women And Be Politically Correct:

• She is not a 'Babe' or a 'Chick'
  She is a 'Mammarily-Enhanced American.'
  
  
• She is not 'Easy'
  She is 'Horizontally Accessible.'
  
  
• She is not a 'Dumb Blonde'
  She is a 'Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway.'
  
  
• She has not 'Been Around'
  She is a 'Previously Enjoyed Companion.'
  
  
• She does not 'Nag' you
  She becomes 'Verbally Repetitive.'
  
  
• She is not a 'Two-bit Hooker'
  She is a ' Low Cost Provider.'

How To Speak About Men And Be Politically Correct:

• He does not have a 'Beer Gut'
  He has developed a 'Liquid Grain Storage Facility.'
  
  
• He is not a 'Bad Dancer'
  He is 'Overly Caucasian.'
  
  
• He does not 'Get Lost All The Time'
  He 'Investigates Alternative Destinations.'
  
  
• He is not 'Balding'
  He is in 'Follicle Regression.'
  
  
• He does not act like a 'Total Ass'
  He develops a case of 'Rectal-Cranial Inversion.'
  
  
• It's not his 'Crack' you see hanging out of his pants
  It's 'Southward-Directed Cleavage.'

As the comedian Mort Sahl would say, "is there anyone I haven't offended yet?"

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