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Read the rest at The Borowitz Report. While you're there, subscribe to Andy's newsletter.Decision to Stop Making Hummers Saddens Assholes
Douchebags Seek New Way to Compensate for Tiny Penises
DETROIT (The Borowitz Report) – General Motors’ decision yesterday to stop manufacturing Hummers has struck at the heart of the group who loved the vehicles most: America’s assholes.
Across the nation, leading assholes spoke of a sense of loss and sadness caused by the decision, and suggested that they would now be searching for new ways to compensate for their small penises.
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