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Sunday, December 21, 2008
From The "Well, DUH!" Department
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Dealing With Stress
Tonight after work
- Go to the local pharmacy.
- Find a Johnson and Johnson rectal thermometer (please, no substitutions).
- Purchase this thermometer and take it home.
- When you get home, lock the door, pull the shades, and unplug the phone so you won’t be disturbed during this stressful time.
- Sit down in your favorite, most comfortable chair.
- Open the package.
- Set the rectal thermometer on the side table.
- Take out the paper work and read it very carefully and thoroughly.
- Please note at the bottom of the page - the last paragraph that reads, "Each Johnson and Johnson rectal thermometer has been personally tested and then sanitized for your protection."
- Be DARNED glad you don’t work for Johnson and Johnson in this department.
Labels: rectal, stress, thermometer
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