Jamal walks on the government-provided sidewalk to subway station for the government-subsidized ride to work. It saves Jamal considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation.

While he's using public transportation, he's a commie-pinko-fag-junkie because he's helping to reduce our nation's dependence on foreign oil.... not to mention his contribution to the reduction of greenhouse gases and other air pollutants. Only Al-Gore-Lovers think that's important.

Jamal's actions fly in the face of prosperity. He has forgotten the words of a wise Wall Street mega-billionaire: "Pollution is a by-product of industry. Without pollution, there would be no industry, no profits. Let the tree-huggers clean it up if it's so important."

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