Juanita dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air she breathes is clean because some wacko liberal environmentalist fought for the laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

Tomorrow, she'll take her kids fishing at the river. The river's banks are clean, the water is clear, the fish are plentiful and safe to eat. A few years ago, it wasn't like that. The water was contaminated, smelly, dangerous. If there had been any fish, you wouldn't dare eat them. The pollutants floating on the river once or twice caught on fire.

Then those damned socialist democrats lied to people and made promises they couldn't keep without government intervention. The people responded, the government acted, the polluters complied (under protest), and look what happened!

This used to be such a great country - before the government meddled in everyone's affairs.

Labels: democrat, environmentalist, liberal, pollution

Jamal walks on the government-provided sidewalk to subway station for the government-subsidized ride to work. It saves Jamal considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation.

While he's using public transportation, he's a commie-pinko-fag-junkie because he's helping to reduce our nation's dependence on foreign oil.... not to mention his contribution to the reduction of greenhouse gases and other air pollutants. Only Al-Gore-Lovers think that's important.

Jamal's actions fly in the face of prosperity. He has forgotten the words of a wise Wall Street mega-billionaire: "Pollution is a by-product of industry. Without pollution, there would be no industry, no profits. Let the tree-huggers clean it up if it's so important."

Labels: al gore, foreign oil, liberal, pollution, public transportation, subsidy, tree hugger