Juanita dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air she breathes is clean because some wacko liberal environmentalist fought for the laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

Tomorrow, she'll take her kids fishing at the river. The river's banks are clean, the water is clear, the fish are plentiful and safe to eat. A few years ago, it wasn't like that. The water was contaminated, smelly, dangerous. If there had been any fish, you wouldn't dare eat them. The pollutants floating on the river once or twice caught on fire.

Then those damned socialist democrats lied to people and made promises they couldn't keep without government intervention. The people responded, the government acted, the polluters complied (under protest), and look what happened!

This used to be such a great country - before the government meddled in everyone's affairs.

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