Juanita dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air she breathes is clean because some wacko liberal environmentalist fought for the laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

Tomorrow, she'll take her kids fishing at the river. The river's banks are clean, the water is clear, the fish are plentiful and safe to eat. A few years ago, it wasn't like that. The water was contaminated, smelly, dangerous. If there had been any fish, you wouldn't dare eat them. The pollutants floating on the river once or twice caught on fire.

Then those damned socialist democrats lied to people and made promises they couldn't keep without government intervention. The people responded, the government acted, the polluters complied (under protest), and look what happened!

This used to be such a great country - before the government meddled in everyone's affairs.

Labels: democrat, environmentalist, liberal, pollution

G*d d*mn*d Liberals

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee.

The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.

With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.

All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too.

Sit tight folks. In the next few days I'll give you plenty of opportunities to hate liberals and Democrats and commie pinko fag junkies.

Labels: democrat, liberal, medical insurance, medication, union