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Thursday, October 30, 2008
Where Is Johnny Carson When We Need Him?
Eyewear designer Kazuo Kawasaki has been besieged by retail orders for the eyeglasses worn by Sarah Palin.
Gov. Palin is having a profound effect on American culture. If you think sales of eyeglasses are soaring, you ought to see the numbers for home pregnancy kits.
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Geo-Political Humor, Part 2
Alaska is an interesting place for women to look for husbands. The men outnumber the women 10 to 1. You could say that the odds are good but the goods are odd.
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Ouch!
At their Minnesota convention, GOP delegates were overjoyed by Sarah Palin's selection. It fit the party's most pressing need that week. They had to have a candidate with no risk of being arrested in the Minneapolis airport men's room.
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Monday, October 27, 2008
Groan.....
For decades John McCain has been known for his trophy wives. Now he's dumped Mitt Romney for a trophy running mate.
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Sunday, October 26, 2008
Baddah-boom!
Sarah Palin's seventeen-year-old daughter is pregnant and plans to marry the father. It's no surprise. The Palin clan is anti-abortion and pro-gun, which means that shotgun weddings are all they know.
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Saturday, October 25, 2008
Baddah-bing!
A Republican victory would ensure cost savings at White House dinners. The ones McCain hosts will be early-diner specials, while the Vice President's dinners will feature something she went out and killed.
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Friday, October 24, 2008
Today's Rimshot
President Bush Has said that Sarah Palin's family problems are a private matter. He must be so relieved. Who would have thought a year ago that his biggest failure as president would be his abstinence education program?
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Thursday, October 23, 2008
Palin's Secret Plan
Sarah Palin is pro-life. She has a very original way to protect America's borders: defeat illegal immigration by boosting the Republican birth rate above Mexico's.
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008
If I Were A Comedian, I Would Love Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin, her husband, her five kids, her pregnant daughter, and the teen father are guarded by the Secret Service despite the family's well-known aversion to using any protection.
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Rimshot!
Sarah Palin's husband Todd: her high school love, hard-hat member of the Steelworkers Union, volunteer fireman, and part-Indian. She's married to the Village People... so much for family values.
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Monday, October 20, 2008
Yeah!
After sixteen years, Hillary Clinton's been replaced by a younger, sexier lightning rod.
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Sunday, October 19, 2008
Groan.....
Sarah Palin was a huge hit at the GOP convention. Now comes the real challenge. She has a five-month old baby, a grandchild on the way and a seventy-two-year old running mate. How many diapers a day can one woman be expected to change?
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Saturday, October 18, 2008
Geo-Political Humor
Sarah Palin has been denounced by Democrats in speeches and interviews. They deny she's qualified to be president and deny her beliefs. As for her claim that she's the governor of America's largest state, consider this: when the ice melts, Alaska won't be any bigger than Rhode Island.
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Baddah-boom!
The McCain campaign has been reluctant to allow her to do interviews or make any unscripted appearances. If Tom Brady had been protected like this, he would still be a quarterback.
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Baddah-bing!
Democrats are asking themselves one question: if John McCain really is computer illiterate, how did he end up running with Yahoo?
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Monday, October 13, 2008
Rimshot!
Sarah Palin has spelled out her role in a McCain administration. She'll stay busy. She would focus on energy, government reform and helping families with special-needs children, all while standing on the president's oxygen hose.
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Sunday, October 12, 2008
Today's Rimshot
For decades John McCain has been known for his trophy wives. Now he's dumped Mitt Romney for a trophy running mate.
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Thursday, September 18, 2008
You Heard It Here First
The McBush campaign is growing more desperate each day. The would-be VP's history is far worse than anyone had imagined, and her position as vice-candidate is pushing the election more and more out of reach.
My prediction: soon, very soon, Sarah Palin is going to announce that she needs to
spend more time with her family1.
George McBush will express his shock and dismay, and will wish all the best for Sarah Palin and her family.
The McLiar campaign officials will ooze sadness from every pore
1Spend more time with family is a euphemism that means "I got fired."
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Thursday, August 7, 2008
John McBush's Candidacy, Distilled
At this point McCain's candidacy boils down to
- Damn, we are so desperate.
- I'm not Obama.
- No, really, I'm still a "maverick" (rhymes with "panderer").
- I haven't a clue. Not one single clue.
- Please protect me from myself.
- Old? I'm not so old - HEY! Look over there: it's an immigrant (or military faggot, or liberal, or whatever he needs as a diversion)
- I have nothing to hide.... except my past, present, and future.
- I did not say what you say I said. Your video and transcripts and eye witnesses are all wrong.
- My memory is,um.... what was I saying?
- Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!
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